Look at this face. What do you see?

It’s the last time you’re going to see it. Well, at least like this. In a few hours, I’m having my corneas shaved a few microns WITH A LASER so that I won’t need glasses any more. I’ve been glasses guy for a decade now, time to try something new.

See that bump above my right eye? Maybe you’ve never noticed it before but it’s been there for a while. It’s a cyst and in a few weeks a plastic surgeon is going to remove it. I’m hoping the scar is at least more badass than the bump.