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Speaking from personal experience as one who has spent a fair number of hours in bars, there is a universal protocol for dealing with misplaced or forgotten personal items left behind by fellow patrons. Wallets, keys, phones, purses. Whatever. If you see something like that on the floor, or forgotten on a table, you pick it up and hand it to the bartender. If you realize you’ve lost something, you ask the bartender. Everyone knows this.

Speaking from personal experience as one who has spent a fair number of hours in bars, there is a universal protocol for dealing with misplaced or forgotten personal items left behind by fellow patrons. Wallets, keys, phones, purses. Whatever. If you see something like that on the floor, or forgotten on a table, you pick it up and hand it to the bartender. If you realize you’ve lost something, you ask the bartender. Everyone knows this.

—John’s entire analysis of this whole mess about Gizmodo and a lost iPhone is, as you’d expect, spectacular. This bit was my favorite, though.

The near-giddy response to Apple’s misstep may point to a broader shift in the public attitude toward the company and its covert tactics.

The near-giddy response to Apple’s misstep may point to a broader shift in the public attitude toward the company and its covert tactics.

NY Times Bits blogger Jenna Wortham asks if Apple’s spell is wearing off. The evidence for this fallen “spell” (that Apple is one of the only companies in the world that gets described in such psuedo-religious terms strikes me as a symptom of lazy tech writers) is a bunch of moronic commenters on Gizmodo and the web’s paragon of critical thinking, Facebook.

If the shine is dulling, you certainly wouldn’t notice from today’s quarterly financials, which detailed Apple’s best non-holiday quarter in the history of the company. Sling those arrows of wit, ye mighty Gizmodo commenters, I’m certain Apple will somehow find comfort amongst its giant piles of money.