That’s right, Hitler’s secret flying saucers

—A modern nutjob

We do not believe any third party was involved

—German prosecutor Alf Willwacher referring to the man who chopped off his own head with a chainsaw

The Extensys 4000 can be used at night in the privacy and comfort of your own home [via]

IM IN YER LOLCATSPEEK, ANELYZIN YER WURDS [this is good]

dance, Belarus style

This is actually a pretty clever parody

I’m as serious as cancer, When I say Rhythm is a Dancer.

—Snap, with the second worst song lyrics ever

Sun intro JavaFX, a Java extension for building RIAs

So, that leaves us with AJAX, Flash/Apollo, Silverlight, and now JavaFX. Fa-antastic.

Nanoweb is a web server written in PHP

The meta, it hurts my brain

Foreign country + household item = deviant sex act generator!

You can even send in your own definitions of such favorites as the “Haitian hand mixer”