If business meetings worked like blogs. F1RST!!1!

Skype brought down by Windows Update causing lots and lots of computers to reboot

“Normally Skype’s peer-to-peer network has an inbuilt ability to self-heal, however, this event revealed a previously unseen software bug within the network resource allocation algorithm which prevented the self-healing function from working quickly.”

Hard to tell if Wikipedia entry on dada has been vandalized or not

Brilliant

OMFG! [via Evann]

A graduate program in American Studies at UVa on barbecue as a southern cultural icon

How, exactly, do I get this job?

David Fincher should reissue a special edition that ships with a beard trimmer, a bag of Doritos™, and a large motherfucking grain of salt.

—Merlin Mann, with a clever nod to Thoreau

I can has cheezburger to barf out laterz? LOL’Vogue’

lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid

“no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird.”

OMG I have an iPhone!!!!!!!!! R u jelous????? Am I so kewl r what!!!!!!!!

—a fake text message from a fake iJustine as told by fake Steve Jobs. FTW.

Why FireFox is blocked

Some wanker is all upset about the AdBlock plug-in (never mind that similar plug-ins exist for IE and Safari) and has decided to block all Firefox users. Yeah, good luck with that, asshat.