This is why Apple needs to get that iPhone SDK out soon - people are already hacking the accelerometer for crying out loud!

Nielsen tries to create a metric for “buzz”

Best part is that the Hispanic version will be called “Oye! Nielsen”

Adpinion lets users tell you whether they like an ad or not

If you’ve gotta have ads, this is a pretty clever way to do it - simple thumbs up/down lets users target themselves

This is why people from North Carolina hate being confused with people from South Carolina.

Where do I find one of these magical bacon dispensers?

“I haven’t seen performances like this since last year’s douchebag summer games!” [via every hipster I know]

DIY laser long-distance listening device

Listen to your neighbors… with LASERS! Finally, a worthwhile use for all those annoying ass laser pointers in the world.

“We came home to a squirrel eating our pumpkins. They were fermented.”

Out-of-body experience recreated with VR goggles

Tricking the brain in to thinking that your body is physically located somewhere other than where it actually is. Wicked cool.

Asteroids do not concern me, admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.