Flicker Fusion

i’m 28 years old and i’ve still got the same looks/physique that i had when i wrestled in college and have had a certain part of my anatomy compared to a baby’s arm. i am also quite charming.

i’m 28 years old and i’ve still got the same looks/physique that i had when i wrestled in college and have had a certain part of my anatomy compared to a baby’s arm. i am also quite charming.

—some investment banker douchebag (or an excellent parody thereof) totally stole my match.com profile in this fantastically pathetic quest for a date at Christmas.