The average human has one breast and one testicle

—Des McHale on statistical humans

If you own this, you have to make the lightsaber sound every time you pull out your driver

Oliver Stone’s sort-of anticipated film W., about George W. Bush, announced two new cast members today: James Cromwell as George H.W. Bush and Ellen Burstyn as Barbara Bush. (We were hoping for Dame Edna, alas.)

—Adam Sternbergh, over at Vulture

LA Times apologies, retracts Tupac story

Said the Smoking Gun, who broke the story: “We greatly respect your paper and Chuck and Chuck’s work. But I think what happened here is that this guy Sabatino is a master con man, and they got…

There it is, folks, right between Hannah Montana and Minnie Mouse - a temporary tramp stamp. I think they’re free with the purchase of two or more Bratz dolls.

Now I’m just sad that there was never an A-Team/Golden Girls cross over show. Learn more from the master

This should be sampled in every hip hop song for the next six months [via The Triumph of Bullshit]

Does not have a name [via Monoscope]

This trend of wheelchair-bound dogs isn’t really adding any dignity to either species

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