Despite my involvement, this is still awesome. Geoff is the man.

Google profiles are a way to claim your identity

Add contact information about yourself to be more findable. Take THAT, Facebook.

Holy crap, Google’s news timeline was built by Andy Hertzfeld

Yeah, *that* Andy Hertzfeld. Pretty slick news visualization.

Sign in with Twitter

Looks like Twitter’s OAuth implementation is getting ready to go

Do only twits tweet?

HA HA! Ha. Whoa. Yeah, I see what you did there, Meghan Daum. Twits. Because it’s like Twitter! And that clever bit about “only 14 million users, it’s no Facebook” – yeah! that’ll show all those “oversharing” losers, because Facebook is clearly where the cool kids are. But seriously, write me when 14 million people become obsessed with something you create.

The “I don’t get Twitter it must be stupid even if Oprah thinks it’s cool” meme (is that right? Are clueless luddites even capable of starting a meme?) was passé back when it was the exact same inanity about BBS’s/email/websites/blogging. Now go away, the future doesn’t belong to you and I have 1,000 people that are dying to know what I had for lunch.

Poeks, who is not only smart but funny, made a script for sorting your faves.

These are my top 100.

1. whatevernick (11)
2. dotsara (11)
3. baileygenine (11)
4. CranberryPerson (11)
5. johnroderick (11)
6. Dhoffm (11)
7. jonathancoulton (12)
8. rands (12)
9. luckyshirt (12)
10. verdandi (12)
11. saila (13)
12. nictate (13)
13. shoesonwrong (14)
14. zolora (14)
15. BillyBall (15)
16. FakeSarahPalin (15)
17. phyllisstein (15)
18. Brilliantcrank (16)
19. jkottke (16)
20. twatson (16)
21. IE6 (16)
22. drewm (16)
23. smalljones (17)
24. smartasshat (17)
25. krisschaumont (18)
26. youngamerican (18)
27. darthvader (19)
28. Meegan (19)
29. InSoOutSo (19)
30. dkr (19)
31. shezad (20)
32. lwilkins5000 (20)
33. ShuffShuff (20)
34. revgeorge (21)
35. rsandersen (22)
36. phylhrmnix (22)
37. jdickerson (24)
38. gordonshumway (24)
39. mat (24)
40. jcroft (25)
41. strutting (25)
42. kellydeal (26)
43. thedayhascome (26)
44. jasonkidd (27)
45. ryanirelan (29)
46. nick (30)
47. casconed (30)
48. adelgadorey (32)
49. nostrich (35)
50. indefensible (35)
51. billbarol (37)
52. zuhl (39)
53. Tony_D (39)
54. tiffehr (39)
55. antichrista (40)
56. matthewbaldwin (40)
57. mathowie (42)
58. rafitorres (42)
59. anildash (43)
60. bcompton (44)
61. toldorknown (44)
62. timoni (45)
63. zeldman (46)
64. Mike_FTW (46)
65. sween (46)
66. fireland (46)
67. fedge (48)
68. FarkerPeaceboy (48)
69. lisasho (48)
70. tj (52)
71. oalocke (55)
72. adamisacson (57)
73. awryone (58)
74. CcSteff (60)
75. ashleystar (60)
76. gknauss (64)
77. hiweslie (69)
78. badbanana (71)
79. beep (72)
80. EffingBoring (73)
81. meowrey (76)
82. cleversimon (79)
83. fimoculous (82)
84. textism (88)
85. sourjayne (94)
86. magnetbox (96)
87. buzz (97)
88. nevenmrgan (109)
89. paige (121)
90. Remiel (123)
91. Moltz (147)
92. lonelysandwich (151)
93. ckwinny (161)
94. AmyJane (162)
95. SeoulBrother (171)
96. phillygirl (171)
97. scottsimpson (208)
98. echuckles (236)
99. gruber (244)
100. hotdogsladies (270)

Where my WASP’s at [viaglass]

@THE_REAL_SHAQ pwns @oprah [via Neven]

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You stay classy there, CNN