scott baio douchebag as if the self link

Scott Baio, douchebag. As if the self link currently at the top of his twitter to an interview with Glenn Beck weren’t proof enough. [via Andy “No relation” Baio]

Scott Baio, douchebag. As if the self link currently at the top of his twitter to an interview with Glenn Beck weren’t proof enough. [via Andy “No relation” Baio]
Quite possibly my favorite song from one of my favorite local, no scratch that, just fave, bands, the Long Winters. It never even occurred to me that there’d be a video – I thought videos were for Kanye. Anyway, this is great, watch it, and thanks, Merlin, you’re aces. But you knew that.
Terrorists should not be treated like common criminals in federal court. These detainees are enemies of the state, and should be treated as such by being held and brought to justice right where they are — in Guantanamo Bay.
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Representative Jerry Lewis (R-CA), criticizing a Democratic play to transfer suspected enemy combatants from Guantanamo to the United States to stand trial.
It occurs to me that this kind of thinking is exactly backwards – nothing would be more humiliating to a terrorist than to be treated like a common criminal. We need to stop treating these people as if they’re some kind of team of super-villains ready to sow havoc on the U.S. at a moment’s notice. It’s not Lex Luthor or an evil genius Bond villain that we’re up against here – these people are barely literate, delusional and fueled by a misappropriation of religion and blind hatred of a worldview too complicated for them to understand. If that sounds familiar to people like Representative Lewis, it’s probably because it’s also an apt description of the extreme of his own party.
- Tragic kitsch-news sensation
- just in time for Halloween
- during a recession
- involves common household products? WAKE UP SHEEPLE
—Effie, she gets it
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I wonder if it supports the embed tag so you can embed Flash files inside the HTML that you’re rendering inside of a Flash file.

Mike Monteiro’s GOP Heroes is predictably awesome

I suppose it was only a matter of time before the ‘Mad Men’ edition suit appeared. Even though the likes of Draper and company would never be so gauche as to, ahem, don such a thing, a sharp Brooks Brothers suit for a thousand bucks is a pretty good deal.
LIFE IS VERY SIMPLE REALLY!!!! BUT SOME OF US HUMANS MAKE A MESS OF IT … REMEMBER AM JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN PARTEEEEEEE.
—Maxi Sopo in one of several Facebook status updates that led to his arrest for bank fraud. Sopo was hiding out in Cancun, Mexico, on the run from authorities who were unable to find him until he friended an assistant US attorney.
To suggest that an Army officer, who has received a medical education at the expense of the government and then seeks to avoid deployment based upon speculation that the President is not a natural born citizen, is equivalent to a young child, who is forced to attend an inferior segregated school based solely on the color of her skin, demonstrates an appalling lack of knowledge of the history of this Country and the importance of the civil rights movement. Counsel’s attempt to align herself with Justice Marshall appears to be an act of desperation rather than one of admiration. For if counsel truly admired Justice Marshall’s achievements, she would not seek to cheapen them with such inapt comparisons.
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U.S. District Judge Clay D. Land, referring to birther lawyer/dentist Orly Taitz and her ridiculous quest to prove that Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen. Land has imposed a $20,000 fine on Taitz for her repeated, merit-less lawsuits.
In this particular passage, Land is admonishing the birther-in-chief for having the gall to compare herself to Thurgood Marshall when he argued the historic Brown v. Board of Education case.

Lebowski bowling pins. Christmas will be here before you know it.